Drabble: Fish and Chips

[il_mio_capitano]

Title: Fish and Chips
Author: il_mio_capitano
Prompt: Beatles songs.
Characters: Buffy/Giles
A/N Drunken Drabbling for the win!

Late night stakeouts were no fun in England but at least this time Giles had returned to the car with hot food. Buffy hungrily unwrapped the parcel to get to her fish and chips.

“Did you put salt and vinegar on?” He nodded.  “Whoa! What’s this green stuff?”

“Mushy peas. I thought you might like to try them.”

She sniffed. “Smells more like soylent green.”

“I do like how you keep an open mind.” Giles leant across and stole a chip.

“What are you saying? Hey, my mind is wide open.”

“All I’m saying Buffy, is give peas a chance.”

Comments

[chevron17.livejournal.com]

Snork! (in the best possible way, of course :-) )

[il_mio_capitano]

Thank you. :)

[seldomifever.livejournal.com]

This is still funny. :)

[il_mio_capitano]

The old jokes are still the best. :)

[littleotter73]

Can't forget to comment! I couldn't breathe for several minutes I was laughing so hard. I've recovered now, but I still have little giggle fits.

[il_mio_capitano]

You're very kind.

[antennapedia.livejournal.com]

FACEPALM. Also: GROAN.
(Only possible reaction to a pun like that.)

[il_mio_capitano]

Oh quite. Note to self: don't write drunk.